CLASSIFICATIONS

for the modern day

PHOBIAS

by the respectable

D R. C R A C K W O R T H

As we know, many phobias were classified in the past. Surprisingly, the past was a long time ago. Things have changed since then, for example, we unfortunately cannot duel someone to death anymore. So why hasn't our list of phobias caught up with the times?

List of Modern Phobias

• Loremphobia: Fear of the words "Lorem Ipsum"
• Fattyspinmommaphobia: Fear of Ray William Johnson doin' your mom (you know he straight)
• Scuntophobia: Fear of Scunts in Team Fortress 2
• Neanderphobia: Fear of Neanderthals
• Babylophobia: Fear of the city of Babylon
• Microphobia: Fear of Microsoft and Microsoft products
• Linuphobia: Fear of Linux
• Trilophobia: Fear of Trilobites
• Amogophobia: Fear of seeing Among Us characters in random objects in real life
• Megriphobia: Fear of Meg Griffin
• Itsthephobia: Fear that It's The Nutshack
• Abdulphobia: Fear of Paula Abdul
• M'ladyphobia: Fear of meeting a Redditor
• Krinisodaphobia: Fear of fountain drinks
• Deodorphobia: Fear of deodorant
• Instaphobia: Fear of Instagram
• Youtuphobia: Fear of YouTube
• Tumblphobia: Fear of Tumblr
• McPhobia: New limited edition phobia, only at McDonald's
• Organiphobia: Fear of organic foods
• Brownophobia: Fear that John Brown's soul is marching on
• Noregretophobia: Fear of apology videos
• Neoromaphobia: Fear of a reunited Roman Empire
• Caliphobia: Fear of the state of California
• Unsubscriphobia: Fear of unsubscribing from a YouTuber
• Androiphobia: Fear of Android devices

Last Updated: June 12, 2024
Page Created: June 10, 2024